Author Archives: Jon

The Crew Getting Younger

The Massive Exodus was a sad time. I assumed, like many others, that it was done to make the team younger. After all, it was the veterans who were booted. I know Bobby Varzeeha and Mark Mick have denied these … Continue reading

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Crew Beat TFC Again

Today the Crew have once again beaten Toronto FC. The canukcs just couldn’t pull out a win even when winning was 25% over the Crew in their favor. It is a joyous day. Well, it wasn’t a game, but a … Continue reading

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MASSIVE Exodus

My oh my, what an eventful couple of months it has been for my Columbus Crew. Half the team has been dispersed amongst teams that I don’t care about. They are now, of course, my sworn enemy. It’s quite a … Continue reading

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Columbus and the Expansion Draft or Protect GBS For F#*@ Sake

With the end of the season looming, the question of who to protect in the impending expansion draft comes up. Now I’m just one individual with a worthless opinion, but to me one choice seems blatantly obvious: Protect Guillermo Barros … Continue reading

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Jason Kreis Gives Me Nightmares

Jason Kreis has a stare that chills the marrow of my bones. It’s becoming hard to produce blood cells. Jason Kreis is making me anemic. I think I know why this is happening. He was such a nice boy before … Continue reading

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A Sad Day for Crew Fans

Toronto FC fans have been outspoken about the level of support they have for their team. This is a fact which can not be denied, yet at the same time it is a little sad. They throw so much support … Continue reading

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Juan Pablo Should Stay

The New York Red Bulls are a silly team. They are silly because they are named after a disgusting swill of a drink. They are silly because they are located in New Jersey but insist having New York in their … Continue reading

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